Killzone 3.....D?

When will this phase end? Look, even people with guns look stupid with 3D glasses on so how do you'll look when you're sitting wearing these playing killzone on your newly bought Sony 3D TV - yep, the heads of Sony are actually using piles of money for chairs now.

PPA: Powered Parenting Armour

Are you tired of your screaming baby? Do you keep getting food thrown in your face? Don't you just wish you could just have some sort of mega expensive powered exoskeleton? Well now you have the answer with JML's Powered Parenting Armour!! Features include: Energy shields to protect you from baby sick! Noise cancelling so you can ignore your screaming banshee of a baby! And the most important feature, the ability to shotput your little one 500m into the high chair. Buy now at www.iwishitwouldbequiet.com

*May now include added Kotick